On Sunday there seems to be an annoy pattern developing in my (read Tony and my) house... This is the day the roommate chooses to have his lil' lovely over (read I have to give up my fucking kitchen to Suzie Q. Homemaker)...
Today I am fighting back... Passively aggressively (read aggressively)...
I am going to put my oven on a five hour cleaning cycle and I am taking all of my pots & pans to my mom's to wash them in regular water (we have very salty water)... I am also putting little sticky notes by each door reminding "people" to lock them when they leave... I am also leaving the paper towel and Windex out in the bathroom with a sticky note attached reminding "people" to clean the fucking mirror when the get toothpaste splatters on it...
This is just how fucking much of a bitch I am...
I bet you all are glad you don't live with me right now...
Off to make out some sticky notes...
Listen To This: Eyes On You!
6 years ago
1 comment:
I love this...I knew there is a reason you are my BFF. I would do something very similar.
Good Luck...Can't wait to hear how it all turns out.
Love ya
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